Curses notes that a group in Singapore has devised a new classification system for four degrees of erectile dysfunction, as described by foods. Men are now being asked to rate their hardness as it compares to either a cucumber, a banana, a peeled banana, or tofu, with cucumber being the desirable end of the spectrum. As Curses says, “this group sounds unaware of the sexually compelling power of tofu (which compels you sexually).” To be certain, it’s a weird mindset where thinking about the undesirable (in terms of state) can deliver you to the desirable (in terms of ooh yeah tofu baby come here), but them’s the breaks.
Oh, and the fact that the food list is vegan is not lost on me.
